i also hate tv.
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csi miami
i could sit and watch this for months on end. i could watch it so long that 1 day i might just jump up from the couch grab aimee's camera, some medical gloves and a breifcase and start asking caruso and delko if they detected any trace evidence or gsr at the scene. you never know, maybe they need help running the prints through the afis!
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24
if jack bower needed help - you know i'd be there. hang on though jack, i forgot to grab my cell phone that has a never ending battery life, 3million megapixel camera, laser pointer, coffee dispenser, missile guidance system and speaker phone. i think i left it next to my water-board.
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california's gold with huell howser
...so what-cher sayin' is...
...this is thee most bee-you-tee-ful place...
...John Doe here is a member of thee local historical so-ci-ety. Can yoo tell us why this place is soo significant to Cali-forn-ia?
this is quite possibly the best show ever!
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ok...now the hate part. the bachelor.
(sorry aimee and _____! you know who you are)
this show reminds me of something...what is it?
oh yeah, i remember...every weekend night in chico ca (thursday, friday, saturday, sunday) at insert here bar. (normal street/lasalles/the bear/mr lucky/u-bar/crazy horse/rileys/towne lounge/oasis/etc). the same thing happens on the show as in the bars: stupid, horny, egotistical people fight, kiss (slurp-slurp - yes, unfortunatly i have watched multiple seasons of this damn show) and back-stab. wow, thats sound like great tv you say. well it gets old, fast! i admit that when it is the guys hunting the gal version, the show tends to be more entertaining because most of the guys don't take themselves seriously. However, after the first few episodes the opposite arrangement of women on the prowl, my attention span dies. Its as if I have adhd with this show.
oh yeah, it's also on at the same time 24 is.
furthermore, if you think that each season of the bachelor isn't pre-set to record on the Fredy's dvr in at least 1 year in advance, you don't know my wife very well. (there is another person whom i imagine falls into a similar category as above, however, because i enjoy living, i will not mention here)
Jason is so nice and polite. He really has good family values and loves his son so much. He is the perfect guy!
If I was single and paraded my child around on a tv show about me hooking-up with a plethora of women, i would kick my own ass! i would have to drop my child off at his/her therapy session before i showed up to my own. i would disguise myself as alf and put a cat costume on my child and we would sit on a park bench muttering about them and that they are coming, just so people would leave us alone and never find out our true, embarrassing identity!
and finally, dear abc and the bachelor:
i, for one, don't think that you bachelor doo-doo is coming out smelling like a rose!
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It's a guilty pleasure that never fades Mike. If we lived closer...don't think Amiee and I wouldn't be watching it together. It actually would work out because then the other house could be watching 24(that Todd complains doesn't tape because of conflict with the bachelor) and everyone in the family is happy.
I agree. But isn't it so nice that the men choose to do what makes us happy. They have been taught well.....
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